Shower Thoughts
Things that occur to me at inconvenient times
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If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.
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The word "queue" is just the letter Q followed by four silent letters.
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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
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We are all just brains piloting a bone mech with meat armor.
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The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
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Every book is a remix of the dictionary.
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Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things.
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The youngest photo of you is also the oldest photo of you.